Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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House being built down the street by a crew of lesbians, there's not a nail in the building it's all TONGUE IN GROOVE
True story: I used to set concrete septic tanks. The property is owned by two smoking hot lesbians. The hole was not leveled. I said there was a hump in it. They thought I was being homophobic and called my boss.
 
Three black ladies were on vacation driving a seeing the beauty of the SW part of the states.
They stopped at a gas station in a in town in Arizona.
They were pumping gas when the attendant came out to see if they needed anything.
He said to one of the women " you all Navajo?"
The lady replied " Hell NO, We Chicago HOES"