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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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I wouldn't risk it.
Too many Glowies and Leftwing types in GenPop just looking to cause problems.
Too many Glowies and Leftwing types in GenPop just looking to cause problems.
Why did Hitler kill himself?? Because he got the gas bill.
Why do Jewish shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers.
On his death bed, a wounded German solider asked to see the people he laid down his life for. The nurses were able to get Hitler to stand on one side of his bed and Goring to stand on the other. The soldier proclaimed, now I can die like Jesus did, between 2 criminals.
Why do Jewish shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers.
On his death bed, a wounded German solider asked to see the people he laid down his life for. The nurses were able to get Hitler to stand on one side of his bed and Goring to stand on the other. The soldier proclaimed, now I can die like Jesus did, between 2 criminals.
Fuck people's feelings.
Let them wobble off to their Safe Space, if the scarey words affect them.
I like learning about different views, even if I don't agree with them.
Let them wobble off to their Safe Space, if the scarey words affect them.
I like learning about different views, even if I don't agree with them.
Yep, I hate during the season there are empty fuckin corn bags up and down the roads around here in BFEast Tx.
I always tell my 2 hunters to secure yer damn empty bags.
Real hard to shove all your bags into one and put it in the floor or the truck and toss it in a can later.
Friend took a guy hunting once who kept begging and he shot a yearling....never again.
Same week another guy was brought out, shot a doe and let it hang in 85-90 heat for the whole day before they did anything with it, moron. Wasn't even field dressed.
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I'm not peta moron by any means, but you'd be kind of a dick to do this.
It's not deadly for the animal or anything, it's just disrespectful to the owner.
Who says the owner didn't do that????
I kicked two fuckheads off our family farm for being twatts, last year.
They were friends of workmates, so I gave them access.
They maimed a pet Alpaca, shot goats that were being used for weed control.
Left gates open to allow stock to wander.
They were told kangaroos and feral cats are open season, nothing else.
We have shitloads of them.
Went out to where they were bivvied they then tried to threaten me.
I explained to them, that the chances of them leaving this property, were rapidly diminishing.
Cunts.
When did it become so hard to appreciate what you are given, and do the right thing?
They were friends of workmates, so I gave them access.
They maimed a pet Alpaca, shot goats that were being used for weed control.
Left gates open to allow stock to wander.
They were told kangaroos and feral cats are open season, nothing else.
We have shitloads of them.
Went out to where they were bivvied they then tried to threaten me.
I explained to them, that the chances of them leaving this property, were rapidly diminishing.
Cunts.
When did it become so hard to appreciate what you are given, and do the right thing?
Good point, but seems like something a dumbass kid would do.
Same here in S.C.
It would suit me just fine if baiting were outlawed altogether.
It's an old pic....kinda before memes were big. Basically saying....hey dumb ass don't shoot any more of my cow's during hunting season.
My dad was driving around and saw some "out of state" hunters on land we controlled with guns during pheasant season. In South Dakota it's legal to cross on to someone elses' land/fence to retrieve downed game, but you can't take guns while doing it, that constitutes trespass and/or illegal hunting without permission. He confronted them, they got belligerent when he told them they were breaking the law, and pointed their shotguns at him. Dad stood his ground, they left and got arrested later in the day for it. I never really heard what happened after that, other than it went to court and they were "convicted", of what I'm not sure, probably just got a fine.I kicked two fuckheads off our family farm for being twatts, last year.
They were friends of workmates, so I gave them access.
They maimed a pet Alpaca, shot goats that were being used for weed control.
Left gates open to allow stock to wander.
They were told kangaroos and feral cats are open season, nothing else.
We have shitloads of them.
Went out to where they were bivvied they then tried to threaten me.
I explained to them, that the chances of them leaving this property, were rapidly diminishing.
Cunts.
When did it become so hard to appreciate what you are given, and do the right thing?
I've actually heard of farmers doing this. When their property borders against a property that is leased out to a hunting club or day leases. Kinda makes since, as long as the hunter can read.....
I'd be willing to bet a lot of this isn't mistaken identity it's Idiots doing stupid shit
He knocked his fuckin soul out his body!
That's one of those albino deer!! And a damned biggun!! Choot it bubba!!
This. There are not many people who I feel as much scorn for as that clown. He is the kind of dumbass that ends his life evicerated by some steak knife wielding wino he slapped around. Or a scrawny chick with a golf club.
What does a 16 year old pregnant girl and her fetus have in common?
They’re both thinking “Fuck, mom is gonna kill me.”
They’re both thinking “Fuck, mom is gonna kill me.”
He needs to fight a damn boxer. JP has the money to buy the best training around. I'm not gonna do anything but laugh him till he fights a boxer. He obviously has some skills, but I wanna see him tested.
Neighbor just had his Great Pyrenees that watched his goats 24/7/365 shot by one of his hunters.I kicked two fuckheads off our family farm for being twatts, last year.
They were friends of workmates, so I gave them access.
They maimed a pet Alpaca, shot goats that were being used for weed control.
Left gates open to allow stock to wander.
They were told kangaroos and feral cats are open season, nothing else.
We have shitloads of them.
Went out to where they were bivvied they then tried to threaten me.
I explained to them, that the chances of them leaving this property, were rapidly diminishing.
Cunts.
When did it become so hard to appreciate what you are given, and do the right thing?
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I hunt a fence-line of a park that is closed to the public the first two weeks of deer season for hunts by draw. My feeder is maybe 50 yds. from the fence. There are always pop-up blinds right on the fence watching my feeder first day.
I like to drive my noisy diesel down the fence line at daylight opening morning, passing within feet of the blind. Fuc'um.
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That would make me desire to do some ancient pagan burial ritual for the dog that included the skulls of those "hunters"...
If a man is too stupid to obtain his own land, why would you give him access to yours?
Some people do it to help pay the property taxes. I hunt hogs on a ranch owned by a widow. She leases the hay rights in order to keep the place afloat. Nobody however is allowed to hunt it except for me...and the deer seem to know it too. I pay nothing for my access...however my work allows her to charge more.
I hunt hogs on another property where the landowner leases his ranch to a guy who runs about 65 head of cattle on it. He hays it, and does everything on the land that a cattleman would do...except own it. It is a pretty common thing here in SE Oklahoma. The actual landowner is only interested in using his land for about a month, during hunting season.
There is a lot of land this way that people own, but rarely use. They try to lease it one way or another to help keep the costs down while they're paying the note off.
Yes, the chances of the land being misused by the party leasing it goes up.
Have you forgotten where you are? Not very socially unexceptionable.....
Step your game up!
Step your game up!
A festive warning?!
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.
Because most men aren't multi-millionaires that can afford to buy hunting ranches and if they did own land they wouldn't need to hunt others.
In my friend's case, he had a deer survey done and needed to remove a certain number of does to get his numbers right.
Thats what I do at hotel bars
Now I only let trusted and true people onto the property.
So fucken over "friends of friends" betraying my trust.
I like helping people out when I can.
At least till they shit on me, or my family.
So fucken over "friends of friends" betraying my trust.
I like helping people out when I can.
At least till they shit on me, or my family.
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