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The 'heres a little known embarassing fact about me' thread
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I agree whole heartedly but when you are allergic to beef, you take what you can get.
I ate a veggie burger one time...well, it was plant originally, but the bovine turned it into what ended up being the burger. Moo.
You know that great feeling you get when you smell the steak on the grill? I wonder if vegetarians feel the same way when they mow the lawn.
Dear vegetarians,
When you plow a field to grow what whatever vegetable you eat, you kill every frog, every snakes, every worm, you kill every animal.
How cute does an animal have to be for you to care if it dies for your food?
When you plow a field to grow what whatever vegetable you eat, you kill every frog, every snakes, every worm, you kill every animal.
How cute does an animal have to be for you to care if it dies for your food?
We have a burger place in Ohio called "the rail". They use a ground sirloin mix....so damn good with the ohio thick cut bacon.
Looking forward to the next episode of Yellowstone. It's a good series.
This one is for my fellow gamers here. I actually like Sonic The Hedgehog (2006). Yeah, it's a bad and broken game, but it's bad and broken in a very comical way. 
So the lady I went on a date with Friday night turned out to be a psychiatrist so I told her about the time that I told an entire panel of VA MD’s and psychiatrists where they could shove their pills and how a sleep study proved me right. We’re going on another date Wednesday.
That’s called an appointment, not a date.So the lady I went on a date with Friday night turned out to be a psychiatrist so I told her about the time that I told an entire panel of VA MD’s and psychiatrists where they could shove their pills and how a sleep study proved me right. We’re going on another date Wednesday.
Does she charge by the hour?So the lady I went on a date with Friday night turned out to be a psychiatrist so I told her about the time that I told an entire panel of VA MD’s and psychiatrists where they could shove their pills and how a sleep study proved me right. We’re going on another date Wednesday.
I've only slept with one woman.
Still quite happily married to her 24 years later.
Branden
Still quite happily married to her 24 years later.
Branden
What will you do with the other 14 minutes, cuddle?
Cry in the fetal position perhaps?
I went out with a chick when I was in the services, she was a trainee psychologist.
Make some comment about an event, and she would inevitably ask, "how do you feel about that".
She would get upset, because I wouldn't discuss work.
I explained that beer with your mates at the local, was the time and place for that.
She was into sex in a big way, so I guess that's why I put up with her for a while.
Make some comment about an event, and she would inevitably ask, "how do you feel about that".
She would get upset, because I wouldn't discuss work.
I explained that beer with your mates at the local, was the time and place for that.
She was into sex in a big way, so I guess that's why I put up with her for a while.
Used to skydive back in the day. Before I owned my own gear, I rented from the store at the Drop Zone. One day I’m yucking it up with my buddies while attaching and packing my main parachute when I should’ve been paying better attention to what I was doing. We get to altitude, bail out and go through the skydive. I deploy my chute and immediately the risers (things that hold the chute to the rig you wear) smack me on the side of the face. I then realize I’m gliding backward instead of forward, like everyone else who attached their main correctly: open cells in front.
I didn’t have many jumps in and spent too much time figuring out if I should try and land it backward or just cut away to my reserve. After gauging all the fencing and uneven terrain, I decided landing backward was not an option, cut away at 900 feet and started to free fall again. I was no longer at terminal velocity so it felt like an eternity before my reserve deployed. For about 10 seconds I thought for certain my time had come.
A few seconds after I landed my buddy pulled up in his truck and gave me a ride back to the DZ I had come down pretty far away from.
My fellow skydivers were way less than happy with me for being so stupid. I got the cold shoulder from the regulars there for quite awhile after that. Well deserved.
My wife does not know this happened, nor will I ever tell her.
I’ll also watch a Hallmark Christmas Special with the wife here and there.
I didn’t have many jumps in and spent too much time figuring out if I should try and land it backward or just cut away to my reserve. After gauging all the fencing and uneven terrain, I decided landing backward was not an option, cut away at 900 feet and started to free fall again. I was no longer at terminal velocity so it felt like an eternity before my reserve deployed. For about 10 seconds I thought for certain my time had come.
A few seconds after I landed my buddy pulled up in his truck and gave me a ride back to the DZ I had come down pretty far away from.
My fellow skydivers were way less than happy with me for being so stupid. I got the cold shoulder from the regulars there for quite awhile after that. Well deserved.
My wife does not know this happened, nor will I ever tell her.
I’ll also watch a Hallmark Christmas Special with the wife here and there.
This one is for my fellow gamers here. I actually like Sonic The Hedgehog (2006). Yeah, it's a bad and broken game, but it's bad and broken in a very comical way.
Oh great I hope you're happy with yourself. That vid was the money shot for all the furries here in the Pit! Don't look at me to clean up the mess!
Yeah, only before and after once his asshole gets resized to the diameter of a sewer line. LOL GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!
That can be a good thing if you play your cards right. Especially if she painted you out to be a nutjob.
Firm handshake/eye contact and BS compliment on something trivial upon meeting the counselor.
Always keep your cool.
Take a few seconds to think through your response before opening your mouth.
Don't interrupt.
Be conscious of your body language.
If she made you out to be a psycho and you come in sweet as pie and cool as a cucumber she loses her credibility.
Give it a few years. You might be able to pick one up for the cost of a few 5.56 rounds.
I was going a different direction with that. Good point though.
Yea, nothing like seeing a thumbhole Mak90 go for almost 2k during the height of the gun craze.
You can't look back on what you could have had. Remember that feeling and buy today. I have a feeling that today's gun prices will look like a true bargain in 20 years.
It's just like Gold and silver. Keep buying every month if you can. Even if the price seems elevated, it will probably be a bargain in 20 years.
It's just like Gold and silver. Keep buying every month if you can. Even if the price seems elevated, it will probably be a bargain in 20 years.
You’re exactly how I imagined....
You look like a villain on the Smurfs, and Frank is Poppa
You look like a guy with a manifesto.
You look like you make custom MLP sex toys, and bespoke animal tail buttplugs.
You look like you Naruto run.
You look like you smell of beef jerky.
Like a non binary lesbo leaning soft butch with African studies degree.
But you’re our freak.
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I may have seen a long time ago, but don't remember.I figured everyone at the Hide knew what I looked like by now.
I'm (mostly....slightly?) giving you shit anyway.
I was always nice to the weird kids in school, always be on good terms with a potential school shooter.
It's rare to see someone who looks like molestation victim and the molester at the same time.
Fuck off, you got me there lolApparently you've never seen Andy Dick.
Haley Joel osment too, looks like a kid trying to buy alcohol in his dads suit.
Standing in front of a mirror offering himself candy
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You look like their best friend, or one is your “girlfriend” to try and trick people into thinking your straight lolHe looks like he could be related to these fat bitches:
