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Douche bag fondles my married friend
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Jerry is typing with one hand ...
The SAGA of the Saiga.
Much worse, like classic hooker names such as "Mercedez", "Star", "Gucci", "Hillary" and such.
I have to use both hands. Thankfully, dictation software has come a long way.
I'm pretty sure that's either a robot, mannequin or those things are still developing...
Pretty soon, we will not be able to tell the difference at all...
Meet Sophia:
Born in the antiseptic and dust free clean room of Hanson Robotics Corporation on February 14, 2016 and she is so eager to learn about all of us...
Her older brother, T-1000, is also so eager to learn about us too.........
Pretty soon, we will not be able to tell the difference at all...
Meet Sophia:
Born in the antiseptic and dust free clean room of Hanson Robotics Corporation on February 14, 2016 and she is so eager to learn about all of us...
Her older brother, T-1000, is also so eager to learn about us too.........
If that's as wide as they designed her mouth to open then I won't be placing my pre-order!
What's worse than real teeth scraping you up - fake ones.
Hypergamy is real and AWALT.
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It’s not your problem but it does sound like her husband has one.
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It’s not your problem but it does sound like her husband has one.
Oh and you know Jimmy Fallon fucked that thing after the show. No way he'd pass on that.
"She was coming on to me". Well yeah Jimmy, she was turned on. Ohhh, drum-roll.
.........Please hold, you are being transferred to a Hanson Custom Orders Specialist...
...............We are sorry for the long wait time. Our department is currently experiencing high call volumes......Your call is very important to us......Please continue to hold...
You said your piece, good job. Let her do her job. Bartenders work for tips. Maybe he’s a big tipper. She’s just looking for that big tip. Just the tip. That’s all she’s after. Where’d she meet her husband? At the bar, no doubt...
.........Please hold, you are being transferred to a Hanson Custom Orders Specialist...
...............We are sorry for the long wait time. Our department is currently experiencing high call volumes......Your call is very important to us......Please continue to hold...
Tech Support? Yes, my Sophia fuck robot needs a service call I believe. Instead of the choking sounds that used to play now really loud dubstep gets played when I go "all the way to the mound". Is there a firmware update for this?
the way i see it......two scenarios....
1. you do indeed see her as a friend. and you dont have other motives. if that is the case....here’s the only way you can deal with it..... tell her what you think and write her off.
undoubtedly she is fucking the dude. as for her husband? he probably met her there, and when you marry a bartender, waitress, or stripper, that’s what you get. a leopard cant change it’s spots. anyway, that falls under “not your problem’’.
2. you do have other motives and are waiting for your oportunity. in which case, fuck off. dont fuck with married women, whether they are out there fucking everyone or not.
married people that cheat on their spouses are scum. people trying to knowing fuck a married person are shitbags as well. if a person is either of the two, i want NOTHING to do with them. engaged? has a boyfriend? i dont care, that is fair game. married? that’s a no go.
1. you do indeed see her as a friend. and you dont have other motives. if that is the case....here’s the only way you can deal with it..... tell her what you think and write her off.
undoubtedly she is fucking the dude. as for her husband? he probably met her there, and when you marry a bartender, waitress, or stripper, that’s what you get. a leopard cant change it’s spots. anyway, that falls under “not your problem’’.
2. you do have other motives and are waiting for your oportunity. in which case, fuck off. dont fuck with married women, whether they are out there fucking everyone or not.
married people that cheat on their spouses are scum. people trying to knowing fuck a married person are shitbags as well. if a person is either of the two, i want NOTHING to do with them. engaged? has a boyfriend? i dont care, that is fair game. married? that’s a no go.
It depends... It can be quite good if you are one of the 2 "support" ends of the spit roast & you get to pick which side you want to be on.
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I hate to say this but that is her young fuck buddy. He was just fucking drunk and he is going to lose his ticket acting a fool. Listen, when you believe people are no damn good you are never disappointed or shocked. It is only sexual harassment when somebody complains. You made a complaint to her. Believe it or not if the two do that again it is you that can file a sexual harassment complaint. It is not limited to employees only. Trust me, my organization makes us take this training once a year. The laws extend to anybody that even witnesses inappropriate sexual behavior in the work place. But never mind that. What you witnessed was what these two horny people do before they fuck. She will tell him afterwards you complained. But not before.
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This has happened to the best of us. Putting too much faith, in the leaky vessels that are our fellow human beings.
If you live long enough, you are going to be disappointed in your "friends". Pat yourself on the back for being a man with scruples.
Now....
What else could (and likely is) be the cause for this lengthy diatribe of debauchery, is simple jealousy.
You find out your hot friend is down to do the nasty, and she picks some shit bag over you. Hey, it's been a long time, but I've been there.
Get over it. Tell her you want a slice, if you are truly appalled with righteous indignation, then tell her she is a whore and you never want to see her again. Unfriend her on Facebook.
If you live long enough, you are going to be disappointed in your "friends". Pat yourself on the back for being a man with scruples.
Now....
What else could (and likely is) be the cause for this lengthy diatribe of debauchery, is simple jealousy.
You find out your hot friend is down to do the nasty, and she picks some shit bag over you. Hey, it's been a long time, but I've been there.
Get over it. Tell her you want a slice, if you are truly appalled with righteous indignation, then tell her she is a whore and you never want to see her again. Unfriend her on Facebook.
Whore might be the wrong description, a whore will fuck anyone.............a slut will fuck anyone, but you...........
You did the right thing as a friend would do 308. Your job is done. She will reap the benefits of her actions sooner or later. Unfortunate for the kids!
Wait....
Are we being punked by Ron Burgundy?
Are we being punked by Ron Burgundy?
Just when we found a sensitive spot to poke at you gotta help the guy cover it up.
Lol not quite, but that was pretty funny. He was standing 6ft away when i asked her what was up with him. I can hold my own. I boxed golden gloves for 8 years. Id crack his drunk face without much fuss and stuff that bottle down his throat.
Someone asked if shes thick or thin. Shes 5'6 about 130ish. Blonde, fake boobs. She has the mining equipment. And no I dont have other motives. We've been friends since high school. Ill probably just avoid going there. And no, he wasnt a big tipper. I heard him say hes been laid off from the pipeline for months. Pretty sure he had a $5 bill laying on the bar when I left at closing time.
Wont go out of my way to talk to her anymore. And we've literally talked every day or every other day for years. If she can turn her back on her husband "for tips" or worse, cheat on him, she can def turn her back on a friend. Just left a really bad impression in my mind that wont be going away anytime soon.
As Creek said, real friends tell you when youre really fucking things up. As most will stand there and let you make a fool of yourself and let you potentially ruin your life.
Well, there’s a special cream you can rub on your ass if needed??
Women are handsy as fuck, too. Not saying it's right, never had my ass grabbed, but arms/chest/abs felt up like nobody's fucking business. Women are some handsy motherfuckers compared to dudes. Used to be, witch burning and whatnots kept it in check, but not anymore. They're coming to grab your gains and they don't care about marriage or your feelings.
Oooorrr, or, just maybe, a friend trying to look out for another friend? Some of you jump to conclusions so fucking fast you should probably join the democratic party and make a twitter handle.
Lol. Ok buddy. I mean, I know when I’m “just looking out for a friend” it’s because somebody was hitting on them and they didn’t do anything about it, while describing their hot body. Gotta protect her from the Chads, eh?
If only she would’ve went for her nice buddy back in the day, eh? ?
I wouldn't have my wife work at a bar, club, dance hall etc... If she was working at a bar when we met, work, sorry but if we're together that life is over. A hot bartender's job is to entice people to keep buying drinks, food, stuff etc... I won't put my wife in that situation. There is always another way.
I'm confused about what the OP is upset about: the married friend enjoying being hit on and fondled? Upset by the guy that did it? Upset because he wants to do it but knows it is wrong? Upset the married friend has not invited him to fondle her?
So confusing.
So confusing.
The saga continues:
After posting the dastardly details of the horrific #metoo incident he witnessed, the lumbersexual sits back to await the praise he expects from internet strangers.
The seconds tick by as he enjoys a vape of his special bubblegum sprinkle flavored e-liquid.
“What’s this? A reply!!! Now i’ll receive the vindication I so desperately seek!!” He exclaims up the basement stairs to his mother.
“Go buy a hooker, and quit using my hand cream!!” His mother screams back down. His father can be heard sighing with disappointment in the background.
He scrolls down to revel in all the attaboys he should be receiving. Instead, as he begins to read, his stomach drops. “What’s this?!” He exclaims. Where he expected back patting, he is only met with ridicule and scorn.
His mind reeling from disappointment, he is shocked. This isn’t how the facefail system works. Everybody usually gives me likes when I post pictures of my cats!!
Not sure what to do, he runs upstairs to his mother. His tearful eyes pleading for acknowledgement and a compliment. He gets neither...
In a fury, he ties up his man bun, grabs his vaporizer, and runs back upstairs to ask his parents if he can use their car.
He was last seen headed to a starbucks to get a venti iced mocha frappe with extra whipped cream.
After posting the dastardly details of the horrific #metoo incident he witnessed, the lumbersexual sits back to await the praise he expects from internet strangers.
The seconds tick by as he enjoys a vape of his special bubblegum sprinkle flavored e-liquid.
“What’s this? A reply!!! Now i’ll receive the vindication I so desperately seek!!” He exclaims up the basement stairs to his mother.
“Go buy a hooker, and quit using my hand cream!!” His mother screams back down. His father can be heard sighing with disappointment in the background.
He scrolls down to revel in all the attaboys he should be receiving. Instead, as he begins to read, his stomach drops. “What’s this?!” He exclaims. Where he expected back patting, he is only met with ridicule and scorn.
His mind reeling from disappointment, he is shocked. This isn’t how the facefail system works. Everybody usually gives me likes when I post pictures of my cats!!
Not sure what to do, he runs upstairs to his mother. His tearful eyes pleading for acknowledgement and a compliment. He gets neither...
In a fury, he ties up his man bun, grabs his vaporizer, and runs back upstairs to ask his parents if he can use their car.
He was last seen headed to a starbucks to get a venti iced mocha frappe with extra whipped cream.
If you roll all your posts on this thread together and refine then into a script, you'll make a fortune selling it to Hollywood........
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