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Were you ever The Wolf ?
- Thread starter Kemper
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I had ChatGPT do it for me.. even the short version is boring...
The author reminisces about a childhood memory at a parish picnic in 1965 where they found a Mercury dime. They recall collecting coins from sawdust around a beer stand and years later, after returning from military service, learned that others had cleaned out the coins with metal detectors. The author revisits the site with a metal detector, finds an old silver spoon, and later returns to discover a silver quarter. The story is about the author's nostalgic pursuit of coins and the thrill of finding them.
My son, Kyle, backed my sister's ranger into the side of my truck the other day. He covered the deer damage from this spring and added his own.
Now I have a nice crunchy cab corner to compliment the crunchy door. Lucky for me, the body shop is 6 months behind or it would have been a brand new door that he crushed.
What are we talking about again?
Now I have a nice crunchy cab corner to compliment the crunchy door. Lucky for me, the body shop is 6 months behind or it would have been a brand new door that he crushed.
What are we talking about again?
You really need a better gig. You seem to be trying to learn.
Old plot. Hollywood already done it 20 times.
Just ONE of the movies:
Oh...here's another. You know....I bet you are like that Curly guy:
OK OK OK I'm just stopping by to try and help. And yes, you bunch of Sissies can add this to your Spank Bank. You're Welcome.
*love react is for who posted, not the tranny.
Do I look like I need any help creating my own drama?
True story of mine here -
The person that always stood out to me in Pulp Fiction was The Wolf. When the shit hits the fan, with numerous elements, the best guy for the situation. Calm, cool, methodic, professional and able to get he job done without taking anyone's shit and not dishing any out unnecessarily. Using his assets , including his money as needed . " Are you an oak man ? "
I always wanted to be like The Wolf. Never thought I would be able to in my younger years, but knew I would take advantage of the opportunity if I could.
I got a call one day from my granddaughter that was on her way here from Illinois with her boyfriend . Their car broke down about 40 miles out and she was wanting ... well, I'm not sure what all she was wanting and once she called The Wolf in didn't matter . The Wolf looks at what needs to be done and if you don't want The Wolf to take control , don't call him.
So I find out where they are and she tells me they are in the car . I tell her to get away from the car and get to a safe place even if it's under a tree, a good distance from the car.
I call a tow and tell them I need a vehicle towed to Farmington and they need to bring 2 people with them. The wife is running around getting ready to go pick them up , as if it were one of her puppies stranded on the side of the road but she ain't The Wolf so her services are not needed.
The tow shows up where I told them to bring the car and the tow driver unhooks the cable from the car on the back of the flatbed and decides he is going to try to let the car roll down using the brakes to stop it. The brakes don't hold and the car comes crashing down hitting the reese hitch on a truck, poking the prettiest square hole you've ever seen in the bumper of the car.
Now the situation is one of the granddaughter standing there crying, the tow truck driver looking at me ( The Wolf ) and now we have more problems. I ain't Dear Abbey so someone's little feelings are of no concern to me . I'm on a mission and there is plenty of day left and I ain't gonna waste any of it on trivial shit . The Wolf has money and there is no need to try to capitalize on the situation when more pressing needs are present .
I walk over to the tow driver and he starts apologizing and says to me " She's upset isn't she ? " I tell him " The car's a piece of shit , I figured the head gasket went from what I was told earlier " He asked what I wanted to do. So now I know he knows who is in chargeHe did seem generally concerned about the granddaughter and the predicament she was in, but The Wolf takes all things and all people into consideration, so now the pressing need is to clear up this situation and get on to other things. The granddaughter is eventually going to be paying me back for this tow ,so I have to look out for interests to a certain degree.
But , at the same time I have to show her there is more important things in life than taking advantage of an unfortunate situation where no one meant any harm. You watch The Wolf in action and you may learn a thing or two just as The Wolf has. I asked the driver that under a more normal situation , how much discount can you give a customer without your boss asking any questions , he says " Well, we can only give 30 dollars on the ticket normally " I said " Thirty dollars it is " He says " Are you sure ? " I guess he never saw the movie and didn't know The Wolf is always sure. I said " Yeah, the car's a piece of shit , no use making things worse than they are " One happy little tow driver out of the picture now.
We go out to the dealership after I call my son and now am looking at cars. I called my son cause he drinks, plays golf, goes to the Elks etc. with the owner of the dealership and we both have worked at his house . Still have some work out there, but ain't doing no trade offs . Just stand there with your pretty little face . We decide on this Ford Focus that is a couple of years old , no collisions and low mileage. Probably as many options as you can get including a lifetime power train warranty. Couldn't tell it from a new one .Price -7000 . Okay, looks like the granddaughter is going to be moving up . But... remember what Oprah did giving those cars away to people that couldn't afford the taxes, license, insurance etc. The Wolf knows better than that.
So, the wife and granddaughter, and boyfriend are sitting there trying to figure out insurance, license, payments blah, blah, blah and I guess they forgot The Wolf was still in charge and if they go deviating from my mission they are going to be in a heap of trouble down the road. This is going on during Covid and things could be done at the dealership that may have not been able to happen otherwise. I tell the dealership to put the car in my and my granddaughters name . I'm going to be paying cash for the car and I call my insurance company and put insurance on it . The office personnel were able to handle all the paperwork involved even though they were from Illinois and all they had to do was drive off the lot .
The granddaughter is going to be paying me back, so I have to look out for her best interests. I had my son call my mechanic and he already looked at the piece of shit car and said it wasn't worth putting any money into it. I tell the dealership that I really hate paying taxes and ask if there is anything they could do. Just a formality. The Wolf knows what they can do . They say " If you are trading something in, the value of your trade in will lower the taxes " I tell them I got this nice little cream puff across town, that will easily accommodate a hitch and.... they say " A piece of shit ,right ? " I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder cause I couldn't believe what that thing ended up being worth.
So, they are getting the paperwork wrapped up and the granddaughter is sitting there with all this crap out of her purse and asks me what I need next . I told her " Go up to the service desk and get me a cup of coffee. " The Wolf likes his coffee . I pay for everything and tell the dealership where the car is and they said they would pick it up.
We get back over to my house and the granddaughter is questioning me about how much money I need and started to get into her financial status that I'm sure would be as boring as some may find this story. I tell her that when she gets home to take her sweet little time and find the best deal she can get on insurance. Be sure to call me after you have insurance. She says " What about the payments ? " I tell her " You wait 2 months and then you start paying me back 200 dollars a month , no interest "
Saved her a bunch of money, worry, and hassle . Didn't take a dime of her money which I doubt would have been much help. Car had a full tank of gas too. All happened because I watched the movie and became envious of The Wolf.
So, you are Kemper. Thanks for answering. I did not expect such a quick and honest answer.
I really don't care when someone thought they were a wolf.
Tell me about being a good sheepdog. The true guardian of the helpless! Armed only with courage and sharp teeth. There are plenty of those guys out there, none of them tooting their own horn.
Tell me about being a good sheepdog. The true guardian of the helpless! Armed only with courage and sharp teeth. There are plenty of those guys out there, none of them tooting their own horn.
GTFO with that logical bullshit, the Hide is NOT the place for reason!
Its clear from the OP that he doesn't understand The Wolf at all
That is more like the Walmart Edition wanna be Wolf
The real Wolf would have appeared, had a few polite words and pleasantries with the granddaughter that would have included, I am taking care of everything just relax
Minutes after The Wolfs arrival (the perfect amount of time for the pleasantries to complete), a flat bed tow truck with a nice new car would have shown up at the scene
Tow crew would drop the new nice and paid for car off, The Wolf would hand over the keys
Tow crew would put the broke turd car on the tow truck and driven off never to be seen again
Then The Wolf would have said, follow me home in your new car and he would have escorted her
Whatever the fuck all that dumb shit is that you typed isn't The Wolf at all, its a much cheaper walmart wanna be Wolf, but missed it completely
That is more like the Walmart Edition wanna be Wolf
The real Wolf would have appeared, had a few polite words and pleasantries with the granddaughter that would have included, I am taking care of everything just relax
Minutes after The Wolfs arrival (the perfect amount of time for the pleasantries to complete), a flat bed tow truck with a nice new car would have shown up at the scene
Tow crew would drop the new nice and paid for car off, The Wolf would hand over the keys
Tow crew would put the broke turd car on the tow truck and driven off never to be seen again
Then The Wolf would have said, follow me home in your new car and he would have escorted her
Whatever the fuck all that dumb shit is that you typed isn't The Wolf at all, its a much cheaper walmart wanna be Wolf, but missed it completely
Easy on the newb. We don't want to run him off. We might get a storyline on the level of Felipe. Now if we don't get a price gouging, gay sex, drugs, alcohol and eating disorder story out of him. Off to the gallows!!
Can we put him in a sheep costume then lock him in the stocks?
Its clear from the OP that he doesn't understand The Wolf at all
That is more like the Walmart Edition wanna be Wolf
The real Wolf would have appeared, had a few polite words and pleasantries with the granddaughter that would have included, I am taking care of everything just relax
Minutes after The Wolfs arrival (the perfect amount of time for the pleasantries to complete), a flat bed tow truck with a nice new car would have shown up at the scene
Tow crew would drop the new nice and paid for car off, The Wolf would hand over the keys
Tow crew would put the broke turd car on the tow truck and driven off never to be seen again
Then The Wolf would have said, follow me home in your new car and he would have escorted her
Whatever the fuck all that dumb shit is that you typed isn't The Wolf at all, its a much cheaper walmart wanna be Wolf, but missed it completely
You forgot the coffee . The Wolf likes his coffee .
Waiting for OP to forget which login name he’s using and tell us the “found it in a dumpster” story again.
I've never had more than one login name here , but play that game if you wish. What is the " found it in a dumpster " story you speak of ? I must have missed that one .
With one of your previous alter IDs is a story of having found a rifle in the dumpster. Ribbing you in jest. Another way of suggesting that you are "Death From A Distance."
I was in the Wally World today and there was a little girl, all dressed up in her fancy clothes and her mom was chewing on her for somehting. I just caught her eye and said, "You sure look pretty today." She just lit up with smiles.
Do dat makes me w woof?
Do dat makes me w woof?
I think you have been a great guy but have you ever had one of those times when you say something that ends up sounding worse than you ever intended (it sounded better in my head)?
This would be one of those times.
Even I immediately thought of the slang word pedo on that one. Now matter how innocent. And when I was a child, grand-parents and such might say "What handsome young man you are." Never thought anything bad of it and they never meant anything bad of it.
But the internet is, in fact, Pandora's Box. See into the darkness of the heart of man and behold the evil.
