Maggie’s What's Your View II

They recently opened near us, about 20 minutes away. Prior to that the nearest one was 650 miles away in Canberra, Pam would sometimes say to me "Can we go and visit my sister in Canberra, we are getting low on toilet paper......"

I was wondering about how far the closest one would be to you....20 minutes ? That's just plain dangerous. If nothing else, stay away from the "Goldfish" and "Chips" sections. You'll come home with enough of each for 6 months and 20 extra pounds you don't need. I just bought a set of hearing aids (don't you fuggin' say it :mad:) there and couldn't be happier with their service. I think the smallest container of Mayo they have is about 10 Kg........They have a lot of things that we just can't use, due to the size of the packaging. Of the stuff we do use, it's a great deal. We just need to be careful, otherwise we'd get to the car with $600.00 worth of crap tha tfo rthe most part, we didn't need.......
 
Good to see you're gettin' back into the swing, you old fuk.......How you feelin' ? :unsure:;););)

Try'n to con my way outta here. These "Screws" ain't gonna keep me down!? I want outta here ASAP! The Forces that be are hesitant due to my Xarelto use, but I've been off it for 4 days, had the surgery, and still ain't bleeding out. Just lemme go dawd dammit. Probably happen around noon is my best guess.
My Prime Rib Roast I got from Costco was only around $180.00 Gonna do it up for me bday!
Now I'm gonna dive head first into a smoothie n Graham Crackers.......

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Try'n to con my way outta here. These "Screws" ain't gonna keep me down!? I want outta here ASAP! The Forces that be are hesitant due to my Xarelto use, but I've been off it for 4 days, had the surgery, and still ain't bleeding out. Just lemme go dawd dammit. Probably happen around noon is my best guess.
My Prime Rib Roast I got from Costco was only around $180.00 Gonna do it up for me bday!
Now I'm gonna dive head first into a smoothie n Graham Crackers.......

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I see they brought you a fresh box of tissues........Well, you got that going for you anyway....... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Settle down and don't fuggin' hurt yourself.
 
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The house wench is on me about needing hearing aids.
"Just get over it, you wear glasses it's no different."

No...no....I HAVE to see, I don't HAVE to hear. She says I'm...I don't know some English word like uncorregated or some shit....encouragable maybe.

Wut ?

(f u).....
 
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No lifting for 2 weeks? What? When you have condoms like this you have no choice but lift.?

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Just got home! Glad to be outta there. Follow up in one week and off till June 2nd. I'd say yay, but I only have 5 days of vacay! Gonna get screwed a bit. Oh well, I'm alive!?

that's a colostomy bag liner you nunce !.............. :eek::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
The house wench is on me about needing hearing aids.
"Just get over it, you wear glasses it's no different."

No...no....I HAVE to see, I don't HAVE to hear. She says I'm...I don't know some English word like uncorregated or some shit....encouragable maybe.

Incorrigible....... easier spelled, Bad !!
 
No lifting for 2 weeks? What? When you have condoms like this you have no choice but lift.?

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Just got home! Glad to be outta there. Follow up in one week and off till June 2nd. I'd say yay, but I only have 5 days of vacay! Gonna get screwed a bit. Oh well, I'm alive!?

Yeah, plus, you got bragging rights. I’m pretty certain you now have more lineal inches of scar tissue than anyone here, including me...... ;):ROFLMAO: