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Girl Problems.
- Thread starter SigSauerM7
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No.
It will be in French peoples teeth and wedding bands. You keep what you melt.
....all of it.
They are having a Second Biker War right now so I don't think Ottawa will care.
First one killed about 150 people and wounded 2000. This should give you good cover.
Good luck.
Does she get to keep the Maple Syrup she recovers while pillaging? If so, you got a deal.
I guess...but she cannot stay. She is probably 25% French like my old wife.
Sorry.
I haven't gotten her tested yet, but that's very likely. She's from WAYYYY down south - deep in the bayou.
I have met Southern Girls in Aruba...
They are so polite and nice. Not like our ratchet Anglo-English girls.
If any of this is true..then bang them
They are actively trying to ruin their current relationship. If it’s not you it’s the next guy..or you are the next guy
The quicker their BF/spouse finds out the better so he can get on with his life.
They are actively trying to ruin their current relationship. If it’s not you it’s the next guy..or you are the next guy
The quicker their BF/spouse finds out the better so he can get on with his life.
Solid advice.....I keep saying the faster we can sink the ship the sooner we can build a new one. I'm hoping we get to the annual purge at some point. Maybe rape day, once a month, or once a week. Maybe in a couple more years, we can have Pedo Passover. Like an Easter thing with kids, rabbits, and pedos. Put them all the same room with a bunch of creamy filled eggs. Better yet, Minor attracted Mondays!
Lets all do our part to put the final nail in the coffin!
Can you put a link in here for the Cherry Ink perfume. Lot of men here need all he help they can get.
What does this even mean? I've seen the word ratchet pop up where it doesn't belong a lot lately.
I don't even know.
British girls are Typically not as good looking as say...French...German...Swedish..
English makes up 70% of our stock whereas you spoiled bastards are mostly 70% German stock.
Adjective: chubby potatoe peasant face no tits no ass ginger from too much Iowa Fat fuck corn sugar.....
Ratchet: Simply summarized by:
A bitch who is also ghetto..
Also known ass Cheeto Girl..
May exhibit these:
-attitude, sassy, smart mouthed, temperamental
-nasty and mean
-childish
-rude and crude
-obnoxious (loud).
-not physically pretty.
Okay, either you're too dumb to spell wretched, or you're a 15 year old inner city black girl.
Or both, plenty of overlap there.
Or both, plenty of overlap there.
Ohhhhhkay.
You might smell gay tho.
So find a store in your area and try the combos first.
Just call these hipster Jews and ask them how to get it.
The Peacock Boutique Consignment (Kensington)
1145 Kensington Crescent NW, Calgary, AB T2N 1X7
403-283-5722
i wasnt aware that pit threads needed a point. did i miss something?
Oh ratchet is a thing. It's ghetto speak
Urban Dictionary: Ratchet
Simply summarized by: A bitch who is also ghetto .....ghetto bitch See: "Hot cheeto girl" "ghetto girl" "bitch" "douche" May exhibit these: -attitude, sassy, smart mouthed, temperamental -nasty and mean -childish -rude and crude -obnoxious (loud) -unruly and out of control -disrespectful...
www.urbandictionary.com
Hence the guess that our OP may be a 15 year old slum dweller.Oh ratchet is a thing. It's ghetto speak
Urban Dictionary: Ratchet
Simply summarized by: A bitch who is also ghetto .....ghetto bitch See: "Hot cheeto girl" "ghetto girl" "bitch" "douche" May exhibit these: -attitude, sassy, smart mouthed, temperamental -nasty and mean -childish -rude and crude -obnoxious (loud) -unruly and out of control -disrespectful...
I was on this boat many years ago, Women will never take me series but they want us to have sex, go out and get drunk but for something series? They don't want me.
I thought there was something wrong with me for the longest time.
Glad to know that i am not alone.
I thought there was something wrong with me for the longest time.
Glad to know that i am not alone.
Well, my momma always told me "imagine the kind of girl you want to marry..... now be the kind of man that kind of girl would want to marry"
Worked for me
Hah....funny...I just got back from an audition with a bunch of children..
I was sitting right in the front row and I asked this East Indian kid.... 'If he likes guns"...
He say's "yes"
His mom looks at me with disgust.
I then say...."hah hah awesome....they are filming an Ultra Violent Robocop Amazon Prime series in Calgary maybe in 2025-2026....can you handle a machine gun...or do you want to learn..."
He says "yes".
His mom and all the moms around me wanted to murder me.
I then proceeded to show him this video clip on full volume....
Hah hah. Classic.
The audition Italian/Irish/Jew from NYC looked like she was laughing...so thats good.
I am trying to get laid again tonight so I'll report back later.
In the mean time I need to go and sell some Marihuana by the Biker Bar. (not even joking).
In the mean time I need to go and sell some Marihuana by the Biker Bar. (not even joking).
Situation update Gentleman.
I went to a heavy metal bar last night.
Great band. Great vocals.
But what did I find to be greater?
The vocalists girlfriend...
I arrived at approx 1200 hrs and the place was jammin mahn.
So before I physically walked in...I drank approx 125 MLS of Fireball. 35% alc/vol...
I also sprayed "sex panther" cologne directly onto my face. I closed my eyes....and sprayed.
I did this as I realized that I am a face talker.
I also put it behind my ear.
So I go RaiGHT to the dance floor and the Vocalists hot GF was dancing there.
I simply put my face 4 inches from her Vagina and kept jammin' mahn.
What happens then?
She jumps down and gets up in my face and starts putting her face in my face and asks me to buy her a drink...
I then buy her a drink. We keep on rubbing each other's noses and lips together and sniffing each other". That was nice. She smelled like shampoo. I like that.
She says..."my BF is the Vocalist".
I says..."Are you his neighbor"?
She says "no HES MY BF"!!!
She smells like HARDCORE garlic...so I went back to the dance floor.
The vocalist kept staring at me cause it looked like I was sucking her neck. Which...I kind of was.
Also there were Mexicans and Bikers there hah.
They are so fun.
Good night overall.
I went to a heavy metal bar last night.
Great band. Great vocals.
But what did I find to be greater?
The vocalists girlfriend...
I arrived at approx 1200 hrs and the place was jammin mahn.
So before I physically walked in...I drank approx 125 MLS of Fireball. 35% alc/vol...
I also sprayed "sex panther" cologne directly onto my face. I closed my eyes....and sprayed.
I did this as I realized that I am a face talker.
I also put it behind my ear.
So I go RaiGHT to the dance floor and the Vocalists hot GF was dancing there.
I simply put my face 4 inches from her Vagina and kept jammin' mahn.
What happens then?
She jumps down and gets up in my face and starts putting her face in my face and asks me to buy her a drink...
I then buy her a drink. We keep on rubbing each other's noses and lips together and sniffing each other". That was nice. She smelled like shampoo. I like that.
She says..."my BF is the Vocalist".
I says..."Are you his neighbor"?
She says "no HES MY BF"!!!
She smells like HARDCORE garlic...so I went back to the dance floor.
The vocalist kept staring at me cause it looked like I was sucking her neck. Which...I kind of was.
Also there were Mexicans and Bikers there hah.
They are so fun.
Good night overall.
She laughed when you sniffed her hair and "she pulled out her vagina?"
Dude, if 'she' pulled it out....aah, nvm.
Dude, if 'she' pulled it out....aah, nvm.
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Wait. Maybe she was lying and she wasn't the vocalists BF and used me for a shot and a beer and then ditched me?
Maybe I was the mark?
Well, he was quite the obvious troll, with that stupid "Post your anti government plans here" thread. Thank you, Moderators.
Banned made me laugh almost as much as "singing along like a perfect little angel" and "she pulled out her vagina"
LOL
LOL
So you arrived at a place that was “jammin” at noon? And WHO measures/describes their drinks in mls?
(Or drinks Fireball, for that matter)?
I have another story about Saddam Husseins top Christian bodyguards daughter....but I'm tired.
...I almost banged her..
...I almost banged her..
No, 12:00 AM is midnight in "civilian". And there's no such thing as "civilian" time. It's either a 12- or 24-hr clock. (Yes, the military and "civilian" aviation industry both use a 24 hr clock). "1200hrs" is 24-hr clock notation, and thus noon. But we get it, your fantasy was staged at midnight.
